Character Hire
Bring The Horror
Need some chaos for a kid’s birthday party? My Killer Clowns are more than happy to swap the knives for balloons – but don’t expect them to play nice all the time. Want something a little spicier? Send Hagatha, our resident Evil Hag, to put a dramatic curse on your boss or ex. She’ll make them squirm while keeping it just this side of legal.
Of course, if you want pure elegance with a bite, The Nocturnal is waiting in the wings, or perhaps you prefer my personal favourite – Me! – Janet. We’ve even got dragons. Yes, real dragons. Well… real enough.
So, what’s it going to be? A little chaos? A little fear? Or both? I can make it happen – for the right price, of course.
The Characters
The Evil Hag – Hagatha
Hagatha is the stuff of twisted fairy tales – a creature of rotting earth and sinister spells. Her jagged smile and bony fingers promise misfortune, while her curses seem to cling like smoke. Wherever Hagatha goes, fear follows.
Janet
Janet isn’t just a demon – she’s pure chaos wrapped in a wicked smile. Playful and cruel in equal measure, she lures mortals close with teasing charm, only to twist the knife with a joke that cuts too deep. Her laughter is never kind, and she adores watching fear take root.
Killer Clowns
These aren’t your circus clowns. Our Killer Clowns are painted nightmares, blending unnerving humor with razor-sharp unpredictability. Whether they’re pulling pranks or silently looming, their eerie energy keeps guests laughing nervously – or running for the door.
The Nocturnal (Vampire)
The Nocturnal is a silent predator – a vampire whose cold, watchful eyes pierce the soul. Draped in shadow, this creature moves with quiet grace and a presence that sends shivers through even the bravest hearts.
The Pumpkin Heads
With their hollow stares and carved grins, the Pumpkin Heads embody harvest-season dread. Mischievous yet unfeeling, they roam with slow, deliberate steps, creating an atmosphere where every turn of the head feels like a warning.
The Queen of Hearts (with Patricia)
The Queen of Hearts rules with both charm and menace. Alongside her companion Patricia, she challenges guests to daring card games, issues whimsical decrees, and reigns with a temper.
Amber (Dragon)
Amber is a towering inferno of teeth and fire. Her scales shimmer like molten metal, and the heat radiating from her is enough to make the bravest step back. This dragon doesn’t just pose for photos – she dominates every space she enters.
Rogue (Young Dragon)
Rogue may be small, but her sharp claws and fiery temper make her a dangerous force. With quick movements and a mischievous glint in her eye, this hatchling is learning fast how to terrify anyone who crosses her path.
Alice (Dragon)
Alice is both breathtaking and deadly. Her glowing green eyes cut through the dark, and her jagged skin is laced with venomous poison – a single touch could spell doom. She is the very definition of beauty laced with lethal intent.
Allan the Cyclops
Allan’s single, unblinking eye follows every move with unsettling accuracy. His deep, rumbling laugh shakes the air, but his silence is worse – heavy, looming, and full of unspoken threat.