It’s me. Janet. Demon. Troublemaker. Official HR nightmare at Northern Frights.
Somehow they keep letting me back in. I assume it’s because I’m fabulous and contractually bound via blood oath (you know how it is).
So, what’s been bubbling in my cauldron lately? Let me spill a little poison tea.
What’s Cooking?
Something new’s being nailed shut just for you…
This Halloween, we’re premiering Grave Mistake – a brand-new coffin escape experience built for one.
Well… it was built for one.
Then we thought: why stop at one corpse when you can have two?
So now there are TWO custom-built coffins waiting for victims at our Halloween event.
You. A coffin. Ten minutes. No teammates. No help.
Just you and your panic.
Will you escape before the ritual is complete… or be left behind for something older and far less patient?
(We’ve already had to restock the air fresheners.)
Coming Soon: The Dance of Death
Next year, we’re putting on something a little more… elegant. Formal attire, a twisted ballroom, and enough drama to wake the dead. Introducing: The Dance of Death Horror Ball.
Demon Tip of the Day
If you can’t be good, be unforgettable. Bonus points if they flinch when they hear your name.
Until next time, my lovely little mistakes…
Screamingly yours,
Janet
Demon | Spite Enthusiast | Banned from 3 HR meetings | Fan of those 3-minute romantic films online where a mafia werewolf falls in love with a vampire and they cry in the rain