Hello, sinners.
It's me. Janet.
Demon. Professional troublemaker. Official HR nightmare at Northern Frights.
Somehow they keep letting me back in. I assume it's because I'm irreplaceable. Or because the blood oath hasn't expired yet.
Anyway, here's what's been bubbling away in the underworld...
What's Cooking?
Something new is being nailed shut just for you.
This Halloween, we're unleashing Grave Mistake - a brand-new escape experience where your first mistake is climbing into a coffin.
It started with one custom-built coffin.
Then somebody said, "Should we build another?"
A sentence nobody has ever said for sensible reasons.
So now there are two.
It's just you, a coffin, ten minutes, and absolutely nobody coming to hold your hand.
No teammates.
No hints.
Just your rapidly declining optimism.
Can you escape before the ritual is complete...
...or will you become part of the décor?
We've already stocked up on air freshener. That's all I'm legally allowed to say.
Coming Soon: The Dance of Death
If squeezing into a coffin isn't your thing, perhaps you'd prefer something with a little more elegance.
Next year we're hosting The Dance of Death Horror Ball.
Think formal dress.
Think beautiful surroundings.
Think a room full of people making increasingly questionable life choices.
It's going to be glorious.
Demon Tip of the Day
If you can't be good...
...be unforgettable.
Extra points if people instinctively cross the street when they see you coming.
Until next time, my lovely little disappointments.
Screamingly yours,
Janet
Demon | Spite Enthusiast | Banned from three HR meetings | Secretly addicted to those ridiculous three-minute romance videos where a mafia werewolf falls in love with a vampire, someone cries in the rain, and there's somehow a billionaire involved.